Killian's POV:
A few hours later.
It's getting late now, and we're getting close to the University. I've been waking her for a while, but she doesn't want to. Sleepyhead, I want to throw her out the window.
Sleeping dust only lasts for a few hours. I think it's already giving her nightmares.
Since it took her a while to wake up, I poured bottled water on her.
"Bitch, who did that!?" She shouted as her nostrils flared. She looks like a wet chick, pft.
I just looked straight at the road and ignored what she was trying to say.
After a while, she poked me again, so I paid attention. I guess she lacked attention.
"What?" I'm bored with this question. I still didn't look at her.
"I'm Jazlene Mayumi, Jm for short. You, what's your name?" Introducing herself when I'm not asking. But it was a nice name.
"Killian," I answered her shortly and continued driving.
"Where are we going?" She asked me.
Curiosity was written all over her face. Doesn't she know the way to the University?
"Here," I said, and I got out of the car. She also came out next.
"Wow, that's beautiful! Are we in Neverland? Is Peter Pan already king? Introduce me to your mother, Tinker Bell, oh! Tell them I ship them with Peter Pan in the movie. I don't like Tanya because Peter left her. So annoying! Do you know that everyone who became my boyfriend left me? That's why I don't like those.
"Can you shut up? I'm not a fairy, and Tinker Bell is not my mother! I don't care about Peter Pan and your nonsense love life. They're leaving you because you're ugly." I cut off her sentimentality.
She's so noisy! It's irritating!
"Alright, don't! You thought if you looked like Daddy Cean, you're my type?! In your shit, duh!" She said,
What does sh*t mean? It could be a street word. It's obvious from her mouth that there's arrogance and rudeness.
"Just shut up and follow me," I ordered her.
My eardrums might bleed from the amount of things she says, and add that her voice is irritating.
I was about to go to the University gate when she suddenly got in a car. Is she stupid?
"Hey, here at the University, not in the car. If you're not half an idiot.", I said to Jazlene and peeked out the window of my car.
Jazlene's POV:
"Hey, here at the University, not in the car. If you're not half an idiot.", Daddy Cean said and peeked.
"I'm going home! You know what I'm going to do? Carnapping crazy, ciao!" I screamed.
What a fool he is!
I drove his car from the University, but the gate was closing! Shit!
"Hey, stop! My car!" Kikiam yelled at me.
Is his name Kikiam or Kiyan? I don't know.
"Neknek baby-"
Damn, I'm about to crash into the gate. I won't make it! Worse, I even forgot to wear a seatbelt!
The situation transpired in slow motion when the airbag failed to deploy, prompting me to dash towards the vehicle's windshield and exit.
"Bitch, my car!"
"Whore!"
Kiyan and I shouted together. Of course, it was the car that he was most worried about!
"Whore!" Only the pain!
Even though I'm not dying, I feel pain. I'm not numb, just a little.
"Kiyan, help! I can't get out of here!" I screamed very loudly to the nth power. I hope he helps me, shit.
"My name is Killian, not Kiyan!" Kiyan yelled at me; it turned out to be Killian.
But instead of helping me, he put his car first! Oh sh*t, doesn't he at least feel sorry for me?
"My poor car," Killian said.
He still caresses his car. Why did he fucking pout? Is he gay? A waste of his race!
"Hey, help me here!" I screamed.
I'm really angry, I promise. It's not obvious because I was really conceived with beauty. After all, this is Killian's fault; why did he bring me here?
"Take care of your life! You're dead now; Ma'am Riya is approaching." Killian said this to me and walked out.
"Urgh! I don't know, fuck." I give up.
You can do it. Jazlene-cute, let's go! The previous ones I did were worse; this is just mild. No one will help me now, so I'm not allowed to be dramatic.
I moved my body to get out of the windshield of his car. Half of my body is on the outside, and half is on the inside. My poor, sexy body, oh, poor thing.
I'm doing my best just to get off the windshield. Then I heard bees. Bzzzl bzz?
"Okay, let's do this, Jazlene-cute; this is our plan, okay? Let us advance with our lovely feet in order to proceed to the mirror for a photo. Okay, game in one, two."
"What is the commotion all about!?" The female Hulk shouted from behind. My plan is sh*t!
"Bitch!"
Because of Lady Hulk's scream, I slipped where I was standing and fell. In the end, the glass of the windshield pierced my stomach. It's Owens and the pain; I just bit my lip.
I am boarding the vehicle and departing, anticipating the potential explosion and subsequent baldness. It is easier to heal a wound than to grow hair; again, it will take years.
I got out of Kiyan's car right away. There is still a large part of the windshield stuck in my stomach. I look like I'm acting in a horror movie.
"Yow, wazzup, people!" I greeted the students and waved with a matching wink.
There are a lot of people! I thought it was bees. There are also many daddies with so many choices!
(• O •)
They all reacted like that to me. Am I too pretty? Maybe they were star-struck. I know I'm beautiful, duh. I'm too overwhelmed; they're terrible.
"何てことだ！ 今さわわにに行きなない！/ Oh my God! Go to the office now!" Lady Hulk shouted again.
Is she speaking Nihongo? I don't know how to speak Nihongo now because I built a business here in Canada. It's been a long time since I last used that language.
But Lady Hulk is beautiful as hell. She looks like the girl with the antenna on her head. The one in Guardians of the Galaxy.
Where is Killian? It's annoying that he left me. Some men approached me, who were probably guards here. They grabbed me by both arms and pulled me somewhere.
They are terrible; don't they feel sorry for me? Hello, there's still a big thing in my stomach!